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Felt Cute...Might Cruise

Freaks! We’re back for YEAR. FRICKEN. FOUR. Hosted by Matt Cutshall & Emo’s Not Dead,  set sail from Miami to Costa Maya, Mexico, January 22-25, 2026 on the biggest, baddest ship we could get our hands on — Norwegian Joy.

Brace your broken heart for the epic moments that’ll hit harder than your favorite song (and yes, there will be pits—lots of them). We’ve got 20 decks packed with epic stages to catch a show or special set, unique activities with your favorite legends, a freakin’ go-cart track for racing your friends (and enemies), and TWO insane water slides. It’s time to make mmrs that everyone will envy, so what are you waiting for? Get on board…or miss out, I guess.

 

 

Ship or Skip with Arielle Vandenberg

Ship or Skip with Arielle Vandenberg

We're back with Season 2 of Ship or Skip, the ultimate dating game where sparks fly, hearts race, and chemistry is only a question away! Watch as our bold contestants answer quirky questions for the chance to find their perfect match. Will they find a love that resonates, or will their hearts remain as broken as their playlists? Tune in for a dating game that’s as intense, real, and emotionally charged as your favorite emo anthems.

Battle of the Frontmen IV

Battle of the Frontmen IV

We know you’ve been singing (screaming) the hits in front of your mirror with your straightening iron for years — it’s time for the real deal. Sign up for live band karaoke with The Emo Band throughout the cruise and you might find yourself performing on the main stage in the grand finale. Do you have what it takes to be crowned the annual Battle of the Frontman King/Queen!

The Tonight (Tonight) Show

The Tonight (Tonight) Show

Late nights are NEVER lonely (or boring) at the Tonight (Tonight) Show. Join your favorite late-night talk show host Matt Cutshall as he returns to the live stage bringing epic musical guests, more hilarity, and more tortillas…maybe.

Slappiest Bellyflop Competition

Slappiest Bellyflop Competition

Ready to feel ALIVE? (well… at least feel something). What better way than by flinging yourself into the pool, stomach first while the entire ship (and a panel of legends) judge you based on skill, flair, and LOUDEST flop!? Don’t miss the Bellyflop competition if you think you have what it takes to rise to the flop…I mean TOP.

Signups will take place on the ship 30 minutes prior to the activity.



With flickering candles and a soundtrack of melancholic jazz, Helena’s Kitchen captures the essence of heartbreak and desire. It's a place where the wine is dark, the conversations are hushed, and every plate feels like a carefully crafted confession. This dramatic take-over of Cagney's Steakhouse is perfect for those who crave a taste of something a little more complicated. The best news? There are more ways to enjoy Helena’s Kitchen in 2026, serving Breakfast, Lunch*, and Dinner!

*Cover charges will apply for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. More details to come as we get closer to sailing.

ENDY 500

Whether you’re racing to escape your feelings or just chasing that perfect lap, this is the place to let it all go. Prepare for the race of a lifetime as 49 sad sailors go head-to-head in seven intense qualifying races, all vying for a coveted spot in the grand prix showdown. The prize? Glory, bragging rights, and the sweet taste of victory— oh, and a sweet trophy, duh. 

If karting during regular gameplay/outside of the tournament, there is a cost to participate which will be added to your cabin bill on the ship: $15 per person.

 

Deck Wars

Deck Wars

Never made your highschool sports team? Screw those guys...YOU'RE IN! In 2026, DECK WARS is goin' down. We'll be dividing the ship into teams via decks and you'll compete in challenges and activities leading up to the cruise and on board to earn points. At the end of the week, we’ll tally it all up to crown a CHAMPION! We'll be sharing more details soon, but pick your cabin wisely!
 

Casino Royale

Casino Royale

Welcome to the Casino Royale —an unforgettable evening where glamour, danger, and high-stakes action collide. Whether you're a seasoned secret agent or a newcomer to the world of espionage, tonight is your chance to indulge in the elegance, thrill, and unpredictability of the world’s most famous superspy. Will lady luck be on your side at the craps table? Or will Poker land you the big win?